October 2, 2011

  • Today's check list

    Snuggle time with boy/cats: Check
    Shower: Check
    Breakfast (scrambled eggs with a bit o' cheese and parsley): Check
    Dishwasher running: Check
    Costco: Check
    Clean rest of the apt: Pending
    Laundry: Pending (Possibly on hold until tomorrow)
    Work out: Pending
    Look at new apts: On Hold until next weekend

    There may be a nap in my future before we go to Costco though. Woke up early and still kind of cranky/groggy. But you guyssssssssss I need to clean. I really do. My floors need mopped (maybe a quick swiffer wet jet job will work for now. Typically I clean them by hand, so) I need to get rid of some of the boxes (it's becoming a cat playhouse in here) and and and. ugh. My life is so hard. #firstworldproblems

    And it's sunday! why is it sunday already!?

October 1, 2011

  • Croutons

    Me: Want to do lunch before we leave?
    BF: Sure, yeah.
    Me: How about I make a giant chicken caesar salad?
    BF: SURE! (he's very enthusiastic about chicken caesar salads)

    Me: *piddles around in kitchen, in the process of grilling chicken/chopping up some romaine* Hey, do you want some croutons to go with it?
    BF: We don't have any.
    Me: I can make some, it's not hard.
    BF: Adventurous today much?
    Me: It's not adventurous.
    BF: Seems hard.
    Me: ...no. Come here. *shows how, sticks bread in oven*
    BF: And it'll come out... crouton-y?
    Me: ...yes. Promise.

     

    He likes to watch us eat, the beggar.

  • I understand why people don't read the news.

    So this morning after breakfast I was on msnbc.com browsing through the news, when I saw this headline:

    Police: Adopted child was starved, left outside to die

    You can click the link to read the article. In the tl;dr version, this middle aged couple who already have 6 biological kids adopted this girl from Ethiopia, then proceeded to starve and beat her, rarely letting her inside the house, and not allowing her to use the bathroom inside. Instead she was basically forced to live in the barn and use a portapotty behind it.

    Needless to say, the girl died of hypothermia, though the autopsy report shows malnutrition and a stomach infection contributed to it.

    She was 13 years old.

    Why. The. Fuck.

    A book titled To Train A Child has been sited in the charging documents. Basically the "parents" (I use the word loosely) used some of the training techniques on the child.

    When will people learn that children are not dogs? You cannot TRAIN your child. You RAISE your child and you TEACH them right from wrong, but you do not TRAIN them. You train dogs to not bite people. You train cats to use a scratching post. You do not train your child by locking her outside in the cold to die.

    And why even bother going through all the trouble of adopting a child (two, there was a ten year old boy they adopted as well. Him and the other children have since been removed from the home) if you're just going to abuse and kill it? I don't understand the logic there.

    Just... ugh. That's all I can really say on it. Ugh.

September 30, 2011

  • What are you looking forward to doing this weekend?

    There's a possible party at Cam's this weekend to watch the Virginia Tech game. The party was very sudden, so I asked BF today when he got home:

    "Heard anymore from Cam?"
    "Yeah, and I'm confused."
    "Oh? How so?"
    "Well, he said he's waiting to hear back from Josh."
    "Typical."
    "So I said Josh was in blacksburg this weekend. He said 'yeah, I was supposed to go with him'. So I said nevermind on the party thing... and he said no, we're still having it."
    "So... wait. Cameron was supposed to go to B-Burg with Josh. Who is there. Now."
    "Yes."
    "Supposed to, which means something went wrong with the plans. But he knows Josh is there. All weekend."
    "Yes."
    "And he's waiting to hear back from him on the party?"
    "Yes."
    "Your friends suck at planning stuff."
    "Yes they do."

    Dear males: Please do better at planning shit.

    But otherwise we're going to Costco (yay.) and maybe driving around a neighborhood to check out some townhouses we're looking at. We're not sure about the area so we want to do a drive-by to check it out first.

       

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  • Retin-A and Duac

    So I went to the dermatologist for the first time today. The dude spent about five minutes looking at my face, asked me a question or two, then handed me a script for retin-a and duac, told me it "might burn, and make a follow up appointment for 3 months."

    So I go out to check out, and I ask where the pharmacy is, thinking I'll just get them filled, get a discount while I'm at it, and have at it. The lady (and this is why working at hospitals are beneficial) told me walmart or walgreens is cheaper and not to bother with it. Also they'll need authorization for Retin-A since it's so expensive and basically told me to "have fun" with it since it sucks so much. And to lather on moisturizer since I'm apparently going to be peeling off my face much like Pam did in this season of True Blood. Can I just state that the doc never told me this?

    I texted BF and told him, and he said "Oh. Have fun. Retin-A hurts."

    Awesome.

    So, any of you guys have any experience with this stuff?

September 29, 2011

  • Cats

    So here I am, all lalalalala browsing reddit and you know, being happy. Then I see this:

    And then I read the comments: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/kvb4h/this_is_the_saddest_shit_i_have_ever_seen_on/

    So then I'm all like:

    And you know, mid-sob fest over all these stories, my kitty Wash comes and jumps up in my lap and rubs his stinky head all over my face. He really is a stinky cat. No matter how often I bath him and get scarred from it, he still stinks. And I love his stinky ass.

    Thank you, Wash, for being an awesome cat. And you too, Mal. Even if you do sleep in the sink like a special kitty.

    Ignore how gross I probably look. After all, the whole crying thing.

September 28, 2011

  • Prostate Night

    We're checkin' yo prostates, makin' sure you're cancer free.

    You can see my silly face in the bottom right. This is a mix of all four registrars (me, J beside me, M last on the right, and H very back row, left), the CMA's (A beside J, D behind her, R beside H), one nurse (L beside M) and two secretaries (Miss L beside L and La between A and J).

September 26, 2011

  • Happiness can only take you as high as any mountain you've climbed.

    You wanna get somewhere better, you gotta leave somewhere behind.

    I've had issues with where "home" is recently. As I'm sure all of you know, I moved to Maryland from Ohio on February 19th, 2011. That was a little over 7 months ago, and I'm just now feeling okay with my choices. Not that I didn't want to move, I did. I wanted to start a new life, move in with my boyfriend, and experience things I'd never have the chance to in Ohio. I went from living in a tiny rural area to a large suburb in the Baltimore metro area. I'm 2 hours for DC. I could take a train up to NYC. There's public transportation, people! To a small town girl, this is all so new. Before I had to drive 2 hours just to get to a MALL.

    And then, all of a sudden, I had everything at my finger tips. Cheap, good produce? Half a block down the road, if that. A large mall with shops like Louis Vuitton and Burberry? 200 feet or so from my apartment. It was all so NEW and it was exciting. I felt like one of those people on tv, who could walk anywhere and everywhere and everything was amazing.

    During the day, anyway. At night it was a different story. I'd sit up and look out my large windows at the night below me, lights twinkling until dawn. It was pretty, I loved cities at night, not that I'd ever lived in one before. But those few late night visits to Columbus always awed me with how shiny everything was. I wanted to be a person who could live in that kind of environment. And suddenly I was. I was living in that environment I'd imagined my whole life.

    And it wasn't fun.

    I hated it. I missed my mom, I missed her stinky dog. I missed my sisters, and my small town, and silence. That's what never occurred to me before moving, that it's never just freaking QUIET here. There's always traffic, sirens, neighbors, something going on. It wasn't hoot owls and crickets keeping me up, it was drunken college kids during finals week.

    And the apartment... on more than a couple occasions I told BF that it felt like a hotel. You know that feeling you get when you wake up that first morning in a hotel room and you kind of forget you're in one, but you get that sudden sense of things not being yours? Strange bed, strange pillow, strange room, strange smell. It had that no-smell of hotel rooms. The smell of cold air and little else. It didn't help things any. I'd come from a home where my mom burned candles all the time, the place was warm, and decorated, and personalized, and it was home.

    The lyrics I posted in the title and the first line of this entry were basically my mantra. I played this song over and over on my 6 hour drive to Maryland (when I wasn't listening to my favorite audio book because the dude that reads it has a super deep voice and I found that soothing). I said these lyrics more than once to myself as I tried to get used to things. Change was good. Change brought new things, made you better, lifted you to a level you'd never been before.

    But it was still so hard, you guys. I was so alone, especially during those 3 months where I couldn't get a job. I spent all day in the apartment, cleaning it top to bottom like a mad-woman. After that, I had nothing else to do. I'd watch tv, and putz about on the computer, but I had nothing to do but sit and think of how I was in an alien environment. I couldn't call mom, because that made me too sad, I'd end up crying and I didn't want to upset her.

    I don't know how many nights I cried myself to sleep. I know it bothered boyfriend, I know he felt helpless because he couldn't do anything but hold me. He wouldn't say anything, he'd just hold me until I fell asleep.

    Recently though, it's been better. We've had a routine, I have a job, we've started personalizing the place. BF admitted he doesn't care about stuff like that. If it were up to him, there'd be no decorating, no pictures, no cute things. Because he doesn't care about it. He said that's all up to me.

    So we bought a bowl to put apples in. It's fall colors and has fruit on it, which matches the cute apple/candle set my mom got me for Easter to put on the kitchen table. We bought a vase so I can put flowers in it. We've been using the oven more, which always makes me feel at home.

    It's getting better. I feel like this could be home now. I no longer get mixed up when I say "I'm going home" because I have to think about where that means. Home can be both places now. It's still hard. I still miss my family something ferocious, and if I ever got the chance to move closer, I would. In a heart beat. But my relationship, this new life, is too important to me to just pick up and go back to my mom with my tail between my legs. I've done that before, and the feeling isn't one I want to experience again.

    Home is here. Home is Ohio. Home is where you're comfortable, you can nest, and you feel safe.

    Now if it weren't for the fact that we're thinking about moving again (same area, different apartment), I'd be perfect.

September 25, 2011

  • Today in pictures

    Today really wasn't super eventful, but it seems like I've done a lot and it really shouldn't be as late as it is already.

    We went shopping today, first to Trader Joe's to pick some things up, where I got these really pretty long stemmed mums!

    I just couldn't help myself. AND I had just bought a vase at Michael's that was screaming for some flowers.

    We also went to Fresh Market, where I immediately managed to drop and break a bottle of paprika. Then ended up not buying a bottle anyway since we found the bulk spices and saved a shit ton on them.

    We came home, and did X Stretch, which was so so so fantastic. I feel so much better after doing it haha. I kind of just want to do that for 90 days.

    Dinner tonight was baked tilapia, some pasta, and broccoli.

    The color is a bit wonky here where I was sitting on the couch with the lamp next to me. But it was really good! I put Italian seasoning, pepper, and some smokehouse maple stuff on it. Came out really nice.

    And NOW I'm making some more chilli, but not the chilli from last time. This recipe I got from the Beachbody website and I'm making it so we can take it to work for lunch this week. It uses ground turkey instead of ground beef, one bell pepper, half of a huge onion, a can of kidney beans and a large can of crushed tomatoes, and some garlic and chilli powder of course.

    It's still simmering but so far it tastes really good!

    And now I need to shower, clean up the kitchen, and get everything settled for the night. Tomorrow I'm working a full day, and Wednesday night is Prostate Night. It's where our department gives free prostate screenings to the community, and that runs until 7:45 pm, so I'll be at work from 9-7:45 and the next morning we have our monthly registrar meeting that starts at 7 am. Obviously, somebody really didn't plan this well when they were scheduling things, so I'm sure we're all going to be in lovely moods on Thursday.

September 24, 2011

  • You guys, you guyssss, you need to eat this.

    I know, I KNOW I've posted this recipe before. In fact, it's right here. But I didn't have pictures! And you need to understand, this stuff is fantastic. FANTASTIC. Like, we could eat it every day fantastic. The chicken get's that pretty brown color and the meat is moist and delicious and seriously, please make this and eat it.

    If I don't lose ONE SINGLE POUND from doing P90X I'll still be happy because it introduced me to this deliciousness. So go now, go make this.

    Lemon and Garlic Chicken from the P90X Nutrition Guide

    1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
    2 tablespoons molasses (yes, molasses, and this is a "healthy" recipe haha)
    2 teaspoons Worcestershire Sauce
    4 garlic cloves, chopped (I totally used more because we love garlic)
    2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs (I just put 2 chicken
    breasts in and it works)
    1/4 teaspoon salt (I didn't add any because, well, we don't like salt haha)
    1/4 teaspoon black pepper
    Lemon Wedges (didn't use)
    Parsley springs (didn't use

    1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a dish and add chicken. Cover and
    marinate in fridge 1 hour, turning occasionally.

                       *Lacey Note: I let it marinate for like, 3-4
    hours. By "turning" I totally just took the whole bowl (with lid on,
    obviously) and shook it haha

    2. Preheat oven to 425 degrees

    3. Remove chicken from dish, reserving marinade, and arrange in a
    shallow roasting pan coated with cooking spray. Pour reserved marinade
    over chicken; sprinkle with salt and pepper.

    4. Bake at 425 degrees for 20 minutes, basting occasionally with
    marinade. Bake without basting for 20 minutes more or until chicken is
    done. Serve with lemon wedges and garnish with parsley if desired.

    Serves 3 (if you follow the chicken thigh thing, obviously it just
    served 2 with us and I didn't change anything about it other than the
    chicken.)

    Nutritional info, per serving (again, a bit different if you don't use
    the 2 lbs chicken thighs, but):

    153 calories
    4 grams total fat
    21 grams Protein
    8 grams Carbs
    86 mg Cholesterol
    219 mg Sodium