March 15, 2013

• I don’t want to go to work.

  What do you do for work, and what would you ideally like to do for work?
  You know when you go to your doctors office, the girl that checks you in? And then checks you out? And makes your follow up appointments? and explains the procedure (which she’s not supposed to do) because the MA’s in the back didn’t (they are supposed to do this)? And ends up doing most of her bosses work because she works for a lazy cunt face bitch? And takes the heat for all the front desk girls even if she herself didn’t do anything wrong? And has to take care of the doctors (which their secretaries are supposed to do)?

  That’s me.

  What is the meaning of your life? What is it that you really live for?
  Don’t die. If you have to, leave it better than when you found it.

  What is the most awful thing about the world today?
  You

  Have you ever been in court? If so, in which role?
  I used to work for an attorney, so yes

  What, in your opinion, will cause the end of the world?
  Our own stupidity

  What does your mother do for work? If she’s a homemaker, any specific reason for this?
  Homemaker, because she has severe social anxiety and forgets her own name when people ask her.

  What about your father? What does he do?
  He does repairs on the machines at General Mills

  If you drink, what’s your favorite alcoholic drink? If you don’t, what is your favorite soft drink?
  Drinking for the funsies: Riesling. Drinking to get drunk: Bourbon, neat.

  Do you smoke? If so, did you start when you were 18 or were you younger?
  No

  Did your parents approve of your smoking/alcohol use before you turned 18?
  Yeah

  Do you have siblings? If so, how big an age gap is between you and your siblings?
  4 older sisters, and a huge gap

  What do you think about growing up?
  It fucking sucks

  Do you know how to cook? If so, what’s your favorite thing to cook?
  Yes. I’m big on korean right now.

  What about baking?
  I suck at baking

  Have you ever followed any of these fad diets that go around?
  I’m doing a low carb thing now. It’s working. I just hate life

  Do you prefer a proper restaurant to a fast food place?
  Depends on my mood.

  What’s your dream vehicle?
  I’m lame, but I’ve always wanted an Eclipse.

  What is the biggest dream of your life?
  Don’t die

  If you could travel to another country right now, where would you go?
  Ireland

  What is a country you’d never ever visit?
  Texas

  Are you good at taking care of your finances?
  More or less I guess.

  Have you ever had any trouble paying your bills?
  No

  What is something you need to do, but you keep postponing it?
  Make a dentist/pcp appointments, make an appointment with the dress shop.

  Do you think life should just hand things to you?
  That would be nice.

  When you take a survey, do you skip questions? If so, what kinds of questions?
  I just put bullshit answers if they annoy me

  If you have an iPhone, why?
  Yes, because I’m a pathetic sheep.

  Do you always put your litter in a trashcan?
  yes

  Do you think your parents are proud of you and what you do with your life?
  No.

  If you have a job, do you get along with your co-workers?
  Some more than others

  Have you had/do you have any pets?
  Yep, my kitties are the best.

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