October 21, 2011

  • I'm bored. I apologize.

    [Fast forward, Pause, Rewind, Record. Survey]
    (Made by
     www.xanga.com/surveys_for_nimrods, Don`t remove this tag)

    Pause. [currently]

    001. What shirt are you wearing?: 
    Ratty yankees shirt

    002. What pair of pants?: 
    Just undies

    003. What color socks?: 
    No socks

    004. What shoes do you have on?: 
    I'm always confused by people who wear shoes in the house. Do. Not. Do. That.

    005. What makeup?: 
    No

    006. What jewelry?: 
    No

    007. What CD is in your CD player?: 
    In my car is Sunsets and Car crashes by The Spill Canvas

    008. What are you listening too?: 
    There's traffic noise outside, the cats are playing with something, Beetlejuice is playing in the living room

    009. Who are you chatting with?: 
    No one.

    010. What other windows do you have open?(other websites you`re on): 
    Gmail, facebook, 3 other xanga windows, twitter, and a lyrics site

    011. What are you eating/drinking?: 
    Nothing.

    012. What are you thinking about?: 
    I kind of want some water

    013. What time is it?: 
    9:45 PM.

    014. What room of the house are you in?: 
    Office

    015. What season is it?: 
    FALL, BITCHESSSSSSSSSS :D

    016. How are you wearing your hair?: 
    Wet, down

    017. What color are your nails painted?: 
    No

    018. What are the other people in your house doing?: 
    BF is sitting at his comp watching football

    019. What should you really being doing right now?: 
    Maybe cleaning the apartment, but otherwise I'm good

    020. What song have you been listening to non-stop today?: 
    Nope

    Fast Forward. [future]

    021. What will you do tomorrow?: 
    LEWIS BLACK!!!!! Well, I won't be DOING him, but we're going to go see him!

    022. Who do you want to see tomorrow?: 
    Uh, Lewis Black!?

    023. What do you want to be when you get older?: 
    Baby Panda Snuggler

    024. Do you want to get married?: 
    Kinda

    025. Do you want to have kids?: 
    Eh

    026. If you could, would you run for president later on?: 
    No.

    027. Where would you like to live?: 
    Jackson or Blacksburg. I'll take a summer home in Ireland or somewhere tropical though. Or both!

    028. Describe your dream house: 
    A quite, cozy home with a lot of land. Woods in the back, veggie garden to the side.

    029. If you could, what part of today would you fast-forward through?: 
    Today was okay, so I'm good with it.

    030. When are you getting your next haircut?: 
    Who knows

    031. When do you plan to go shopping next?: 
    Nein

    032. Would you rather die young and beautiful or live long and die old?: 
    Haha, reading the other persons answers to these reminds me of angsty teen Lacey. Totes would have responded with Die young stay pretty once upon a time.

    033. How would you like to die?: 
    "Drowning seems like a really poetic way to die, even though it involves a hell of a lot of suffering. I'd like to die that way. It seems peaceful and tragic at the same time, and that's always been how I want to go."

    ^ Other person. Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

    My answer? BEAR MAULING. Cause it'd be bad ass. Or you know, quietly in my sleep.

    034. What are you looking forward too?: 
    Tomorrow. Also, I'm tired of fixing your typos. It's fucking TO. What are you looking forward TO. "TOO" means "also" as in, "But mommy, I want to pet the panda, too!" indicating that mommy is petting the panda, and you want to do so as well. Jesus, kids.

    035. What`s the next holiday coming up?: 
    Halloween

    036. What do you plan on wearing tomorrow?: 
    Dunno

    037. What`s tomorrow`s weather going to be like?: 
    Sunny, chilly

    038. How old will you be in four years?: 
    "18."

    Well, that explains those answers. I, on the other hand, will be 26.

    039. What time will you go to bed tonight?: 
    I don't know. I'm an adult with no curfew, fear me!

    .... or like, 11.

    040. What day is it tomorrow?: 
    Saturday.

    Rewind. [past]
    041. What were your dream jobs as a child?: 
    Teacher, vet, ballerina, violinist, soccer player, horse rancher.

    042. What was the worst time of your life?: 
    I really haven't had one.

    043. What was the best time of your life?: 
    "OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT I'VE EVER BEEN TO AND THAT IS IT."

    ...I just can't you guys. I can't.

    044. Where was the last place you were?: 
    The shower. Other than home? The hospital.

    045. When`s the last time you saw your best friend?: 
    Five seconds ago

    046. What was your most embarrassing moment?: 
    I really don't have one

    047. Four years ago, what was your dress-style like?: 
    "I was like 10. I was a major scene kid~"

    YOU WERE TEN. HOW THE FUCK ARE TEN YEAR OLDS SCENE?! Oy vey. You guys, I'm so old.

    Four years ago I was 18. My fashions haven't changed at all.

    048. What school did go to for elementary school?: 
    CLA/South Street

    049. What about preschool?: 
    No clue what it was called. It was in the back of a church and we had juice and cookies.

    050. What was the first book you ever read?: 
    No clue

    051. What were you doing before you took this survey?: 
    Showering

    052. Who was the last person you talked to online?: 
    No idea.

    053. What time did you wake up this morning?: 
    "10 AM."

    What?! It's friday. Don't you have like, school or something? Shit.

    6:30 am

    054. What things did you eat today?: 
    Honey nut cherrios, a granola bar, some fajitas and rice at lunch, two cookies, an apple, and chinese for dinner

    055. When was the last snowstorm you had?: 
    Back in the winter? When it snows?

    056. What part of your life would you do over?: 
    I'm good at the moment, thanks

    057. If you could relive a year of your life because it was so great, which year?: 
    Uh

    058. What was the stupidest thing you ever done?: 
    That one time I got suspended was kinda stupid.

    059. What trends were popular last year but died out?: 
    I don't know. I'm old. Get off my lawn.

    060. Who was your first true best friend?: 
    Rhonda?

    Record. [memories]

    061. What`s one of your fondest memories?: 
    Seeing My Chemical Romance live in concert."

    Really? That's your fondest memory? Even at 14 you should have something better than that.

    062. Do you keep a diary?: 
    Yes

    063. What`s the last picture you took?: 
    Cats!

    064. Name some people you`ll never be able to forget: 
    Your face

    065. Have you ever wrote your own song lyrics?: 
    No

    066. Ever written your own little story?: 
    Yes

    067. What was your favorite grade in school?: 
    A's. I liked A's.

    068. What did you wear on the first day of school this year?: 
    Ooooooold.

    069. When was your first kiss?: 
    I was sixteen. It was new years eve. It was a shitty kiss and I knew it when it happened.

    070. What were your first words?: 
    Baba or Mama, I don't remember which

    071. What`s your middle name(s)?: 
    Nicole

    072. Who is your inspiration?: 
    Your face! :D

    073. What thing (not a person) means alot to you and why?: 
    Google the alot. It's a scary monster. Jesus, people.

    My cats! Cause they're kitties.

    074. What`s one of your worst memories?: 
    Meh

    075. Was there ever a time in your life where you thought you were really going to die?: 
    No, bitches, I'm indestructible, duh.

    076. Who did you mostly hangout with while growing up?: 
    Rhonda? Karen? Billy?

    077. Where was the first place you lived?: 
    Jacksonnnnnnnn

    078. What`s the longest amount of time you were away from home?: 
    Depends, are we going to have that what is home conversation again?

    079. What`s the best thing you`ve ever written?: 
    Your face

    080. How long was the longest survey you took?: 
    This is retarded. Michael, we need to get on this shit. Cause really? Really? Now I remember why I stopped taking these. (I'll probably take another, I apologize)

Comments (2)

  • Yes, these are not totalitarian but classy.  Reading teen answers to these things make me lol.  Like... I wanna drown cause it's so poetic.  lol wtf.  You know how I want to die?  In a fucking blaze of glory.  Yes, my answer is probably just as immature, but still.  

  • @arenadi - Blaze of glory is so many times better than drowning because it's poetic. 

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