March 22, 2013
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- Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Open, if I shut it the cats will just open it anyway
- Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Rarely
- Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
Yes. ‘done it’, lord that bodes well for this one.
- Where is your next vacation?
Fuck if I know. I’m an adult with bills and shit.
- Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No. I also just realized I’m totally fucking with the numbering of this.
- Who do you think reads these?
Not many
- Do you have a calendar in your room?
No
- Where are you?
The office in the apartment
- What’s your plan for the day?
Well, it’s a friday night. I’m going to do something wild and crazy! Or sit in here and listen to basketball and play with xanga surveys.
- Are you reading any books right now?
I have both The Hobbit and Ender’s Game half read
- Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Only when nervous
- Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yup
- Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Yeah
- Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes, because I’m disgusting
- What is your “Song of the Week”?
Er….
- Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yes
- Do you still watch cartoons?
Yes
- Whats your favorite love movie?
Love movie? What the fuck is a love movie? A rom com? A porn? What?
- What do you drink with dinner?
Tonight was diet pepsi, it’s usually water or gatorade though
- What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Ketchup
- What is your favorite food/cuisine?
The type that goes into my tummy
- What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Mostly disney movies
- Last person you hugged/kissed?
Fancy
- Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Negative
- Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yes
- When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Uh
- Can you change the oil on a car?
No.
- Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes
- Run out of gas?
No. This is boring
- Favorite kind of sandwich?
I’m on a no dry carb thing, so thanks for reminding me of bread.
- Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I usually have a protein bar and an apple, or some almonds.
- What is your usual bedtime?
9, because I’m old
- Are you lazy?
Yes
- When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
a clown, a sheriff, a bee, a pumpkin, a fairy….
- Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Clean Eating, Fitness, Bon Appetit
- Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos, I’m not smart enough to work lincoln logs
- Are you stubborn?
Very
- Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Ferguson
- Ever watch soap operas?
Yes
- Afraid of heights?
No
- Sing in the car?
Yes. Bored.
- Dance in the shower?
This leads to slipping and falling and busting your head open and dying.
- Dance in the car?
Crashing, dying, etcetc
- Ever used a gun?
No
- Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They are awesome
- Is Christmas stressful?
Only if you make it stressful
- Ever eat a pierogi?
Omnomnom
- Major annoyance right now?
This survey, but I’m too invested to stop now.
- Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A vet, a horse rancher (yes), a ballerina
- Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure
- Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Yes
- Do you take a vitamin daily?
No
- Wear slippers?
No
- Wear a bath robe?
No
- What do you wear to bed?
Nothing, usually
- Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Target
- Nike or Adidas?
Nike
- Cheetos Or Fritos?
Gross
- Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Almonds
- Ever hear of, “gorp”?
No. Do I want to?
- Ever taken karate?
Negative
- Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
- Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
- Ever won a spelling bee?
No
- Ever cried because you were so happy?
No, I cry when I’m mad though
- Own any record albums?
Yes
- Own a record player?
No
- Regularly burn incense?
No, it gives me a headache
- Ever been in love?
Nah, never
- Hot tea or cold tea:
No tea
- Tea or coffee?
No
- Favorite kind of cookie?
White macadamia
- Can you swim well?
Not really
- Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes
- Are you patient?
No
- Ever won a contest?
Yes
- Ever had plastic surgery?
No
- Which are better black or green olives?
Black
- Can you knit or crochet?
No
- Wash room or bathroom?
Bathroom
- Do you want to get married?
Nah
- Who was your High School crush?
Ha
- Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Sometimes
- Do you have kids?
Fuck no
- Do you want kids?
Fuck no
- What kind of mom are you?
The terrible kind
- Do you miss anyone right now?
No. I lied. Kind of
- Who do you want to see right now?
Your mom.
This next set was titled “Deep questions”. We will see!
- 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
Both. I don’t do so hot with the whole emotion thing.
- 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
I don’t tend to waste that much energy on things.
- 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
Fancy, to get a really good lawyer cause this shit is done fucked. Also that I love him, and to tell people I died heroically. Also to update my facebook and twitter to let people know. I want to be mourned by all.
- 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
Yes, I tell the whole fucking world. I’d be scared shitless, and people who say they wouldn’t be are liars. I’d probably spend the rest of my days with family and friends, and my cats.
- 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
Trust, because a form of love usually comes with that.
- 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
Fuck my boss, save the puppy!
- 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
The two go hand in hand so this question is moot.
- 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
Well, I’m marrying my best friend. But assuming it’s another one, I hope it’s one of my cute friends.
- 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
No, because I’m a terrible selfish person.
- 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
Probably, most days.
- 11. Does love = sex?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha ha ha ohhh, that’s cute.
- 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
No, because I’m a terrible selfish person.
- 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
Probably fancy, and I really don’t remember.
- 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
I don’t love them back
- 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
Probably Fancy, cause I love him and shit
- 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
Probably D, and she’s my bff.
- 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
My dumb eating habits.
- 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Fancy.
- 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
No, because I don’t know CPR
- 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
Grandma, because she’s probably a zombie since both mine are dead.
- 22. Are you old fashioned?
Occasionally.
- 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
I do this at work.
- 24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
Fuck these questions, jesus. Can’t you come up with something better? There’s no such thing as true love, people.
- 25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
That I win the lottery?
- What eye color do you find sexiest?
Green
- 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
I don’t like mocha
- 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
Why the fuck?
- 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
Small town, and it was okay.
- 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
My sister
- 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
None, i’m stuffed.
- 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
I threw up at recess once.
- 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
I don’t know, the whole time?
- 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
That whole terrible bang thing?
- 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Scurvy v. imaginary.
- 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
No. I once tried and got stuck.
- 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
FUCK YES
- 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
A unicorn.
- 14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
My ass and nose.
- 15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
My charm and wit?
- 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
Buh
- 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Yes
- 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
Probably
- 19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
The type that goes into mah belleh
- 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Grew up with margarine thinking it was butter, because my mom used the two interchangeably.
- 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
2%
- 22: Which continents have you been on?
Just NA
- 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Nope
- 24: Backpacks or satchels?
Backpack
- 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
No.
- 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
There are waaaaay too many.
- 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
Cow, omnomnom beef.
- 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Um.
- 29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
Atlanta to Cincy
- 30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
I don’t know, noon?
- 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Fuck yeah
- 32: Do you pick at scabs?
Yes
- 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
I can’t say I have a favorite
- 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Not very
- 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Europe
- 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
Korean, and omnom
- 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
Public, cause I’m a whore.
- 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Love
- 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Yes
- 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
Yes
- 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Depends, am I someplace I won’t be seen by others?
- 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yes
- 43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
Uh
- 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
Red
- 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
Married yes, kids no
- 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
I do, thanks for being an elitist prick.
- 47: City or nature person?
Both
- 48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
No
- 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
Eh
- 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Fuck you
